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11 months ago
Adi & I had a good conversation at work today about what it’d be like to have sex with the 4 different types of benders from Avatar.
The thing we do to pass the time. HAHA
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1 year ago
Confession #6
Every time Shakira comes on my Ipod, I subconsciously change the song to the next one. Not because I don’t like her, but because whenever Adi gets drunk and a Shakira song plays, she just yells about how Rommel used to be obsessed with Shakira in High school and I feel like I’m betraying my twin by listening to Shakira. True story.
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1 year ago
Twin starts work at 8:30am & I start at 9:00am
Adi: womp womp womp
I might stay a little after
I took a longer lunch today
Me: ..hahaha
I'll stay 10 mins longer since I came in at 9 10
LOL
Adi: teeheehee
dude I came in at 8 45
haha
WHATEVA
Me: WE DO WHAT WE WANTTTTTT
UGH
SON
LOL
Adi: WE'RE SO BADASS
LOL
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
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1 year ago
DIS B MA TUWIN.
Adi: SOWEE 4 PARTEE WROCKEN
Me: ERRRBUDDDIE IN DAAAA HAUSSS 2NITEEEE
Adi: IM SEX-C N EYE KNOE EET
Me: ERRRDAE IM SHOOOOFULING
Adi: DIZ WUN IZ 4 DA BOIZ
WID DA BOOMEN SYZTEM
TAP DOWNE AYE SEA
WID D KEWLIN SIZTYM
Me: WEN HE CUM UP IN DA CLUB HE B BLAZIN UP
Adi: HI STACKZ OHN DEHCK LYKE HE SAY-VIN UP
this is so gross btw.
LOL
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
THIS IS GOING ON MY TUMBLR.
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1 year ago
Are we crazy?
I honestly wouldn’t survive work if I didn’t have @adijavier & @x-tea to talk to on gchat all day. These ladies keep me sane...and awake. Love you twin & guurrrlfren! <3
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1 year ago
This is why we're twins.
Twin: I feel like my uterus is trying to eat me :(
Me: period?
Twin: Oh yes
and I had a dream last night that I gave birth LOL
it was really weird
Me: I'm so glad I don't have a vagina
Twin: like SUPER WEIRD LOL
i think thats the second time i've had a dream about having a baby and both times it wasn't painful LOL
this is setting up my mind for the opposite of what it should be
Me: you mean how its gonna probably be like
you pushing an elephant out of your vaggggg HAHAHA
Twin: how im probably going to be hating rommel with every fiber of my being LOL
Me & Twin (at the exact same time): YOU DID THIS TO ME
Twin: YOU BASTARD
Me: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Twin: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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1 year ago
You better get that fucked up at Rage next week
Twin: OMG NEVER AGAIN
you wanna know what i had to drink?!
jello shots, screw driver, wine, wine, wine, beer, sake, grey goose, DILLUTED ABSINTHE, seagrams sweet tea vodka
Me: k lets tell the straight edge all this
and i'll pretend i know what that means
OMG YOU GOT SUPER TRASHEDDDDD
Twin: HAHAHAHAHA
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